Remember, chew thoroughly

It’s almost Christmas. How can I tell? The fat man is back on Coca-Cola bottles.

It was only a few days ago that one of my favorite online communities was extolling the virtues of Egg Nog, at times even swearing allegiance to it. Of course I’d be betrayed days later. Remember kids, if something’s chewy, chew thoroughly. If that something is Egg Nog, for goodness sake throw it out. Being violently ill is too high a price to pay just to get your money’s worth.

And no, there were still a few days left before the expiration date. Who decides these dates anyway? It’s a conspiracy I tell you.

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